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Old Dec 09, 2005, 03:51 PM // 15:51   #1641
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*stops countdown* What a waste of a good nuke. I know, I'll hold the world hostage for...................... 1 million dollars!

Muahahahaha...... muahahahahaha..... muahahahahaha!
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #1642
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*dies from shock*
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:21 PM // 20:21   #1643
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*before the explosion 'nd shit: goes in a parallel dimension*
*looks what everyone's doing*
*now: goes on drinking 'nd watching*
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #1644
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I believe... I'll have a scotch.

*sits down with Ron White* Oh wait, we already have one.
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Old Dec 09, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #1645
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/sits back and relaxes for a while after plenty of destruction.

/sips away at heather beer
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:23 AM // 00:23   #1646
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*continues to drink and teach penguins, flamingos, and frogs to fight*
"next round, a small monkey with a knife against this cat , place your bets!"
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:25 AM // 00:25   #1647
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*take out some explosives and put in on all the kegs in the room*

*hehee.. time to blow shit up*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #1648
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*shoots Sir Skullcrasher in the leg with a Desert Eagle*
*continues to drink*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:43 AM // 00:43   #1649
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*OH no... i got a secret to tell*

Crawl to Devona and Cynn... *evil look on my face as i looked at Paul*

*whisper something into their ears*

*prepare to die Paul.. the hard way*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #1650
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*for some reason i feel that my guns can kill Devona and Cynn*
*i pull out a uzi*
"i'll give you 10 seconds to change your minds

1

2

10!

*shoots both Cynn and Devona*
*shoots Sir Skulkcrasher's other leg with a Desert Eagle*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:51 AM // 00:51   #1651
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*Gaile Gray walked into the bar carrying frog*

*Look at the mess you made, "Auto Smite Paul"*

*end of discussion*

eheh *... used mending to heal myself*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:54 AM // 00:54   #1652
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That hardly seems fair...
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 12:55 AM // 00:55   #1653
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You killed Devona and Cynn..

In walked Aidan and Mhenlo... who auto res both back alive

*just to see how far this goes, i cast restore life on Paul*

eheh
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 01:08 AM // 01:08   #1654
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*I sit down and drink some more*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 03:11 PM // 15:11   #1655
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Gaile is in the bar? w00t I have been waiting for this:

/opens up an interdimensional vortex and sends Gaile into the pain universe

/goes back to sipping heather beer

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Old Dec 10, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #1656
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*sees some idiots from his paralel dimension*
*thinks, I'll stay a little longer*
*sits down 'nd drinks further*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #1657
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*Comes in and orders a milk*
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #1658
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*rezs*

*rips off Ruoenkruez's head for ordering milk in a bar*
*spits down his throught*

*sits down and drinks his milk*

hey bar keep give me a bottle of jack
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 11:46 PM // 23:46   #1659
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*reads thread* dies..
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #1660
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i walk in with a 12 gauge shotgun blow of the barmaids head and SAY FREE BOOOOZ!
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